mekacrap: I didn’t make it! It’s for Zeus!! I just make it vector :3 Original in this link! Thanks for letting me do it! > u <

mekacrap: I didn’t make it! It’s for Zeus!! I just make it vector :3 Original in this link! Thanks for letting me do it! > u <

Vampirevvekend: One Time At H&Amp;Amp;M I Thought A Guy Was A Mannequin So I Started Feeling The Material Of His Coat And I Screamed When He Moved And We Were Both Really Freaked Out

Ref Used Loosely But Not Really

314Eater: Naked Blogging For Like 30 Min After You Get Out Of The Shower

Bigstupidbaby: Personally I Feel Like Romeo And Juliet Could Have Handled The Situation Better

Sokrovenno: Tumblr Has Jokes That Are Essentially Memes But Because Of The Whole Superiority Against Memes Mindset We Just Don’t Call Them Memes

Chickensandwich: My Mom Wouldn’t Buy Me Vibrating Toothbrush Because She Looked At Me Very Seriously And Said “I Know What You’re Gonna Do With It”

People Say Orange Stimulates The Appetite But I Think That&Amp;Rsquo;S Shit Because When I Look At Orange I Feel Bile Rising In The Back Of My Throat And I Never Want To Eat Again

Trapsical: I Took A Shit In My Grandma’s Cat’s Litterbox When I Was Like 13 And My Whole Family Was Wilding Out Trying To Figure Out Why The Cat Took Such A Huge Dump. Then They Took Her To The Vet And We Found Out She Has Feline Hiv So In A Way,

Thsmiths: I Asked My Brother If He’d Ever Loved Any Of His Girlfriends And He Said “No, The Only Girl I’ve Ever Loved Was Hope” Hope Was Our Guinea Pig

My Ears Are Ringing

Sassygayrussia: First My Ear Rang Now It Has Static I Thought It Was My Headphones But I Took Them Off And I Can Still Hear It. When Did I Make This Post Holy Shit

Holy Shit! Transunity Now!

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