“one energy drink didn’t feel like enough, I should drink another” —- “MY TEETH ARE SCREAMING”

“one energy drink didn’t feel like enough, I should drink another” —- “MY TEETH ARE SCREAMING”

Oh No My Heart It Popped

Idreamedadreamthenidied: Whenever People Talk About Guys That Look Hot With And Without Glasses I Immediately Think Of Lincoln Lee I Mean There’s This Cutie Now Look At This Fucker Motherfucking Lincoln Lee It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Fair

Baberzoo: They’ve Captured The Beast

Holy Shit Was That Guy Terrifying Though I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Touch Dairy For Like A Week Shuddering Thinking About It

Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Omfg I Am About To Piss Myself I Was Just Walking My Dog And One My Neighbors Put Up This Light Up Christmas Dinosaur And Look At It Its So Mothafuckin Happy To Have A Mothafuckin Present In Its Mothafuckin Dinosaur Hands

Whoredidthepartygo: Sex Is Cool But Have U Ever Had Garlic Bread

Bodennis: Requested By Jupisan

Theangelhastheimpala: Put Up My Chris(Tmas Tree) Today. It’s A Pine.

Amoreprofoundpond: My Family And I Have A Tradition Where Every Year At Thanksgiving We Write Down What We’re Most Thankful For And Put It In A Bowl And We Go Around The Table And Everyone Has To Pick And Read Someone’s Paper And Like Five Years

I Swear If God Does Not Protect Us, I Shall.

Spanish And Gender Neutrality

Multi-Fandom-Wacko: Unicorn-Meat-Is-Too-Mainstream: Decorating Surveillance Cameras With Party Hats To Celebrate George Orwell’s Birthday I Hope The Machine Likes This.

MorningGirls Morphs