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hinagase: I shit you not I thought these were green walking dildos WELP. Never unseeing that.

hinagase: I shit you not I thought these were green walking dildos WELP. Never unseeing that.

hinagase:  I shit you not I thought these were green walking dildos  WELP. Never

The Internet Didn't Have Enough Fringe Jokes

The Internet Didn't Have Enough Fringe Jokes

Cleowho: Bernard Cribbins As Tom In Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150Ad (1966) As Wilf In The End Of Time - Part 2 (2010)

Cleowho:  Bernard Cribbins  As Tom In Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150Ad (1966) As Wilf

Knockturnallley: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Ii Concept Art By Andrew Williamson

Knockturnallley:  Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Ii Concept Art By Andrew

Lmnpnch: The Doctors Say Our Man Suffers From A Disorder Known As “Objective Transference.” He May Really Believe That He Decapitated A Hessian Soldier During The Revolutionary War, That His Wife Is A Witch Who Put A Spell On Him And Now He Woke

Lmnpnch:  The Doctors Say Our Man Suffers From A Disorder Known As “Objective Transference.”

394Morebooks: I’m Completely In Love With This Dress I Found In My School Library Made Entirely From Book Pages, Ugh How Do You Art

394Morebooks:  I’m Completely In Love With This Dress I Found In My School Library

Loodogg: Smooth As Fuck.

Loodogg:  Smooth As Fuck.

Gilbertgape: My Towns Library Is Doing These Mugshot Things Wjubgajregfkj

Gilbertgape:  My Towns Library Is Doing These Mugshot Things Wjubgajregfkj

Urlsquatter: I Forgot The Word “Reindeer” Today So I Described Them As “Christmas Llamas” Why

Urlsquatter:  I Forgot The Word “Reindeer” Today So I Described Them As “Christmas

Astronomy-To-Zoology: Nembrotha Cristata Like Most Nudibranchs This Species Has No Official Common Name. They Can Be Found In Tropical Indo-Western Pacific Oceans. They Grow Up To 50Mm In Length And Their Body Is Black But Their External Organs

Astronomy-To-Zoology:  Nembrotha Cristata Like Most Nudibranchs This Species Has

Mrcraabs: Eat Spicy Food While Pregnant. Your Baby Will Become A Fire Mage. Yes I Am A Doctor

Mrcraabs:  Eat Spicy Food While Pregnant. Your Baby Will Become A Fire Mage. Yes

Hugtherobots: I Know It’s Trendy To Fight The System And Cry That We Are All Becoming Slaves Of Technology, But This Attitude Overlooks That Computers And Phones Are Tools For Communicating. When Someone Thinks I’m An Idiot Smiling At A Machine,

Hugtherobots:  I Know It’s Trendy To Fight The System And Cry That We Are All Becoming

Poppyspine: Releasethemurderbirds: Today At Work A Four Year Old Japanese Girl Walked Up To Me, Stroked My Skirt, And Softly Whispered “Kawaii.” I Feel Like My Life Is Complete. You Are The Most Blessed Person I Have Ever Spoken To.

Poppyspine:  Releasethemurderbirds:  Today At Work A Four Year Old Japanese Girl

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