penguins-with-lightsabers: This is a time where a comma is really needed.

penguins-with-lightsabers: This is a time where a comma is really needed.

Tyleroakley: “Man Dresses Up Like Local Realtors And Pastes Himself Over Their Bench Ad”

Nothiiw: I Love How Understandably Horrified And Upset Everyone Behind Tommy Looks As He Unleashes This Ultimate Burn

Burgrs: Loverofyurpurtyface: Burgrs: My Dad Demanding Mints In Exchange For A Ride Home He Probably Meant 10 Minutes…. Wow! You’re Probably Right… What Am I Going To Do With All Of These Mints!?

Clannyphantom: Mmmaaaaiiiiillll

Timetravelingtrickster: I’m Sorry, You Must Be At Least A Level 4 Friend To Unlock My Tragic Backstory

Ivettaliaskameko: I Want This :C

Starkiness: B O R N T O B E A K I N G I Sat Here For Like Ten Minutes Going What The Fuck Does &Amp;Ldquo;Born To Beaking&Amp;Rdquo; Mean

Shubbabang: People Who Bite Into Ice Cream Absolutely Terrify Me

Thatfuckingcrowv2: Applecocaine: A Woman And Her Grandmother, Both At Age 20. If Shes Her Grandmother How Are They Both 20 Nice Try Asshole

Drunkblogging: Same

Danaykroyd: Im Playing This Dating Sim And Im Pretty Sure Im About To Fuck Galaga Living The Dream

Naturepunk: I Just Spent Like 30 Seconds Straight Trying To Understand What Was So Special About “The Unthe Unthe Uthe Unhe Un” “The Unthe Unthe Uthe Unhe Un” Thanks, Skrillex

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