itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

Adamtorresismyhomeboy: Carryonwaywardsoldier: Malikortreat: #Remembralls Are The Most Useless Things In The Entire Magical Realm#They Don’t Do Anything Except Make You Confused And Upset For Those Of You Still Wondering, Neville Forgot His Robe

Unclefather: I….. I Think I’m Sexually Attracted To Breakfast Food

Rosalina Has No Time For This Shit

Ringostarring: Ok, New Theory. Maybe We Should Play So Quietly, No One Can Hear Us Well Maybe We Would Sound So Bad If Some People Didn’t Try To Play With Big Meaty Claws What Did You Say, Punk? Big Meaty Claws Well These Claws Ain’t Just

Lovelynobody00: Pickup Line: Wanna Watch This Murder Documentary With Me?

Elemeno-Pee: Flowury: Evillisa: Digitintheremisterspock: Thoughtsupnorth: Reaill: Nyoommm This Penguin Makes Me Feel Better Nyoommm I Like Penguin. Nyooom It’s Actions Say Nyoom But Its Face Says It Dont Give A Fuck Nyoom

Dorkydoitsu: Santabeilschmidt: Im So Fucking Pumped Christmas Is In Four Days Time To Shove Some Gingerbread Men Up My Asshole

Wolfie5520: Smaugwithablog: Wwwgoodreads: Sqwhoretle: Turntechdestiel: Thepondseleven: Harry-P-Ron-W: Amoying: Nasturbate: Marshtomping: Nasturbate: (White Girl Voice) Wait Lemme Go To The Bathroom Are You Saying Only Females Of The White

Hashtagtan: 2011 Tumblr Was A Fuckig Awful Experience

#I Love This Because With All The Magic That Sirius Could Have Used He Just Went #“I’m Gonna Punch This Bitch Right In His Face.” Protego This Motherfucker

Fuckyeahtattoos: This Tattoo Is Permanent Shout Out To My Favourite Band, Paramore. I’ve Listened To Them Since I Was 13 And They’ve Been A Pretty Vital Part In My Growing Up. Through Everything They’ve Been There. Music Is The Coolest Thing In

Voxantiqua: #An Appropriate Reaction To History

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