silversora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

silversora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

Florenceandthepoutine: My Deepest Fear In Life Is Finding Out Felix Is Sarah’s Monitor. Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Fucking Joke

Yogvrt: Do You Ever Pee And Then You Still Have To Pee After You Pee But You Cant Pee Because You Just Peed Makes Me Pretty Pissed

Toomanydreamsnotenoughtime: Just Saw This And Am Wondering Do Parents Ever Stop And Think At All Why Were You Googling This Though

Nerdygirllove: Wife Got Me A Tardis Blanket And An Nvidia Tegra Note 7. Her Boyfriend Got Me The Bluetooth Controller For All My Vintage Gaming Rom Needs! Is Anyone Else Really Curious About How That Family Works

Dragontalesofficial: How To Get A Date: Send Your Crush This Neopets Neogreeting Ecard

Drunkfeferi: Jaredpadaleckijr: Imgfave: Posted By Philburt Yeah Thats Cute, But Imagine How Heartbroken He Will Be When He Finds Out It’s Not Real. Clearly One Motherfucker Never Heard Of The Goddamn Tooth Fairy

A Nice Young Man

Ghostsfacer: Ghostsfacer: What If People Got A New Name Every Birthday What If The Name Represented How Old You Were, Like Every 11 Year Old Was Named Josh &Amp;Ldquo;I Had My First Kiss When I Was Greg&Amp;Rdquo; This Wasn’t Supposed To Get Notes You Must

Therothwoman: Shh-Im-Wondering: Seekingthespheres: &Amp;Ldquo;What They Don’t Understand About Birthdays And What They Never Tell You Is That When You’re Eleven, You’re Also Ten, And Nine, And Eight And Seven, And Six, And Five, And Four, And Three,

Katie-Kapulet: Whatthefinnick: My Pre-Calc Teacher Got Kicked Out Of The Movies Once For Yelling Out Diving Scores During Titanic As People Jumped Off The Boat.

Chocolatefoood: Caramel Monkey Bread

Howoddnichole: Stay In School, Chucklefucks

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