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I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

 I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING

Snapchatting: I Have Died Every Day Waiting For You

Snapchatting:  I Have Died Every Day Waiting For You

Ylissean-Tactician-Lunesol: Quiet-Tactician-James: Deadclear: What If During Sex Instead Of Moaning You Speak Doge Why Would You Do This Such Pleasure Much Love Wow

Ylissean-Tactician-Lunesol:  Quiet-Tactician-James:  Deadclear:  What If During Sex

Pizzaforpresident: Egberts: I Didn’t Know How Else To Show You But This Is An X-Ray Of Penguin Knees Thank You

Pizzaforpresident:  Egberts:  I Didn’t Know How Else To Show You But This Is An

Fandomblogger: I’m Just Gonna Laugh Over This For A Few Hours

Fandomblogger:  I’m Just Gonna Laugh Over This For A Few Hours

Classycarolinagirl: Grumpysalmon: Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently Lubricated For Optimal Yodeling Techniques That Literally Got Weirder And Weirder With Every Word

Classycarolinagirl:  Grumpysalmon:  Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently

Princess-Ruto: I Got Sad When The Dog Got Captured

Princess-Ruto:  I Got Sad When The Dog Got Captured

Slimfairy: When People Call You “Hun”

Slimfairy:  When People Call You “Hun”

Yawnchild: Roselastrider: Yawnchild: When I Was Born I Was Given The Choice Between A Big Dick Or A Great Memory Which Did You Choose I Don’t Remember

Yawnchild:  Roselastrider:  Yawnchild:  When I Was Born I Was Given The Choice Between

I've Got You On Speed Dial.

I've Got You On Speed Dial.

Bagmilk: Bagmilk: Current Mood: That Girl Who Found Out Her Best Friend Has Been Eating Drywall For The Past Seven Years

Bagmilk:  Bagmilk:  Current Mood: That Girl Who Found Out Her Best Friend Has Been

Driving-In-The-Sampala: Penceyprepofficial: When I Was Like 9 My Neighbors Asked Me To Watch Their Fish And Cat While They Went On Vacation And I Was Like “Lol K” And While They Were Gone The Fucking Fish Died So When They Got Home I Apologized

Driving-In-The-Sampala:  Penceyprepofficial:  When I Was Like 9 My Neighbors Asked

Amazign: My Hummus Blog Just Recieved Anon Hate

Amazign:  My Hummus Blog Just Recieved Anon Hate

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