pizzaforpresident: egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees thank you

pizzaforpresident: egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees thank you

Fandomblogger: I’m Just Gonna Laugh Over This For A Few Hours

Classycarolinagirl: Grumpysalmon: Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently Lubricated For Optimal Yodeling Techniques That Literally Got Weirder And Weirder With Every Word

Princess-Ruto: I Got Sad When The Dog Got Captured

Slimfairy: When People Call You “Hun”

Yawnchild: Roselastrider: Yawnchild: When I Was Born I Was Given The Choice Between A Big Dick Or A Great Memory Which Did You Choose I Don’t Remember

I've Got You On Speed Dial.

Bagmilk: Bagmilk: Current Mood: That Girl Who Found Out Her Best Friend Has Been Eating Drywall For The Past Seven Years

Driving-In-The-Sampala: Penceyprepofficial: When I Was Like 9 My Neighbors Asked Me To Watch Their Fish And Cat While They Went On Vacation And I Was Like “Lol K” And While They Were Gone The Fucking Fish Died So When They Got Home I Apologized

Amazign: My Hummus Blog Just Recieved Anon Hate

Be A Better Man Than Your Father

Officialcrow: Limped: Limped: Limped: He Like To Call Me 🍑 When We Get This Nasty Turn That 🍒 Out He 💦 All On My 👗 Guess I Got The Radio Edit

Mi0Da: Mi0Da: I Wish Tommorow Was Friday Bluh ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????