chyertis: maahamburger: what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse

chyertis: maahamburger: what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse

Unclefather: Believeinnumbercity: Unclefather: &Amp;Ldquo;I’ve Never Seen A Diamond In The Flesh&Amp;Rdquo; Alright, Lorde Never Been To A Kay Jewelers Or The Jewelry Counter At A Macy’s Probably Not Since She’s From New Zealand.. I Don’t Care What

Injuries: Smooth

Greatwhiteprivilege: Threeeyedboy: Greatwhiteprivilege: It Ok What The Fuck Is That Thing Ur Own Lil Cheerleader

Chaseketchum: Chaseketchum: I Just Street Passed My Drug Dealer Update: His Most Recently Played Game Was Nintendogs But Did He Have Any Good Puzzle Pieces?

Basingtei: Madameatomicbomb: Catsarejudgingyou: We’re Rightfully Terrified Right Now. &Amp;Ldquo;Be Prepared For The Chance Of A Lifetime! Be Prepared For Sensational Neeeeewwwwwsss!&Amp;Rdquo; A Shining New Era Is Tiptoeing Nearer!

Coffeeandlavender: Oh.. My.. Godddd

Skeletonhaver: Lanadelreiayanami: Skyyman: M’lady This Is Really Terrifying They’re Growing. Evolving.

Faeriefountain: In The Name Of Hyrule I Will Right Wrongs And Triumph Over Evil And That Means You Hell Yeah Zelda Is Here To Wreck Some Shitno But I Love Zelda. Especially When She’s Like “Oh So Saving The World Is A Man’s Game? Ha Ha Surprise

Casscruff: Thessagray: I Was About To Lose My V-Card The Other Night When The Guy Asked “Are You Ready” And I Answered ”Aye Aye Captain!!!”. Needless To Say, I’m Still A Virgin #If He Didnt Respond With ‘I Cant Hear You’ Then He Is

Luxio: What If Instead Of Gender We All Had Pokemon Types

Bookishbutcorruptible: Tacoderps: Mamakarkat: I Think This Person Is A Wizard When You Don’t Compete In The Olympics Because You Want It To Be Fair I Don’t Think Aang Is The Last Airbender.

Growley: If You’re Ever Mean To Me I’ll Seduce Your Dad And Get Him To Marry Me Then I’ll Be Your Fucking Stepmom And I’ll Disable The Internet Every Night At Seven Pm Don’t Fucking Try Me

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