casscruff: thessagray: i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin #if he didnt respond with ‘i cant hear you’ then he is

casscruff: thessagray: i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin #if he didnt respond with ‘i cant hear you’ then he is

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