tequilafemina: A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.” My boss is still crying.

tequilafemina: A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.” My boss is still crying.

Oh-Cecil-Oh: Jesus Christ

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Meladoodle: Llttlemermaid: Boys Who Can Pull Off Facial Hair Are Hot I Think You’re Supposed To Use A Razor

Gollurn: Here’s To Receiving The Presidential Treatment This Valentine’s Day

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I Teach My Fingers Hope Like A Cheap Carnival Trick

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