michaelaspratt: Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

michaelaspratt: Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

Floozys: I Told Myself “Ok Ur Tired So Take A One Hour Nap Otherwise U Will Feel Like Crap” So I Nap For An Hour, Wake Up And Go Back To Sleep Because I’m A Thoughtless Fucker That Lives In The Moment And Now I’m P A Y I N G For It

Ninasharpsrighthand: Since It’s All Over My Dash Right Now, Might As Well Bring Back A Classic. Ninasharpsrighthand: Let’s All Just Sit Here For A Moment And Remember That This Was A Thing.

Sean3116

Sean3116

Eeveez: Supermario17Karate: Eeveez: You Have No Proof That I Am Not At Least One Of The Members Of Daft Punk Proof: They Are From France And There Are Two Of Them At The Grammies Tonight. Bonjour My Petite Omlette De Frumage Bagguette I Am Coming

Strong, Noble, Perfect, Warm

Dontyouever-Giveup: Mydailytumbles: Dontyouever-Giveup: I Went To High School With This Girl Named Kelsey And She Married A Guy She Met While Studying Abroad In Portugal And Her Facebook Statuses Are My Favorite Thing In The World. That’s My

Lift With Your Knees, Atlas

Danwasonfireonce: Danwasonfireonce: Danwasonfireonce: I Just Found Out That Two Of My “Heterosexual” Guy Best Friends Were Fucking Each Other And My Best Friend Caught Them Im Choking This Is The Best Day Ever Of Course You Are

Lift With Your Knees, Atlas

Cunt-Candle: I Cant Tell If Im Really Nice But Secretly An Asshole Or An Asshole But Secretly Really Nice

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Picturing Moriarty Trying And Failing To Wrap His Head Around Everything Rudy Is. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Hilarious.

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