esexist: when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a compitition and i must win

esexist: when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a compitition and i must win

Bestquius: Bestquius: There’s This Asshole Who Every Time He Sees Me With My Ukulele He Thinks He’s Funny And Asks “Can You Play Any Metallica?” But The Joke Is Now On Him Because I Just Learned How To Play The Intro Riff To Master Of Puppets.

Bralpha: Don’t Ever Talk To Me About Harry Potter Because I’ll Either End Up Getting So Over Excited I Start Knocking Lamps Over And Shit Or I Start Sobbing Uncontrollably

Relahvant: Beefmilk2: You Are In A Dark Ally And This Is Chasing You What Do

What's Cooking, Good Looking?

What's Cooking, Good Looking?

Giveamanagame: Captainjamestklrk: My Bird Is Sitting In The Top Corner Of Her Cage Calling My Dog’s Name And Asking If He Wants A Treat And If He Wants To Go To Outside And He’s Too Stupid To Realize It’s Her So Everytime She Says Something He

Jigglykat: This Is My Design I’ve Been Wanting To Do Hannibal Nesting Dolls For Ages And I Finally Got The Motivation To Do It! This Show. Ravenstag Is About 8” High. Biggest To Smallest - Ravenstag &Amp;Gt; Hannibal Lecter &Amp;Gt; Will Graham &Amp;Gt; Alana

One Of My Friends Made A Joke Today. He Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Got A Tumblr Though, So It&Amp;Rsquo;S Left To Me To Share It With The World.

Vintagegal: Lauren Bacall In Hair And Makeup Tests For To Have And Have Not (1944)

Those Are The Happiest Children I Have Ever Seenand With Good Reason.

Scrotumcoat: Not Many People Know Metallica Opened For Jesus’ Birth

Mariovevo: Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

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