thegirlwithgoldeyes: imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth

thegirlwithgoldeyes: imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth

Whatpunkin: Maisiewilliams: But Why Does Sirius Black Have Prison Tattoos In The Prisoner Of Azkaban Movie? Is There A Strong Prison Culture In Azkaban? Did He Find A Non Death Eater Or Two To Bond With? He Literally Has Tattoos On Each Of His Fingers

Stunningpicture: Some Guy Offered Me A Job After He Had Solicited Me To Go Get Coffee With Him. He Gave Me A Book And Asked Me To Read It. I Already Suspected Something Fishy Was Going On, Then I Started Flipping Through The Pages And Found This.

The-Brit-Hit: Hypothesis: “Lol Tumblr Should Have Its Own Country Xd” Primary Test Results:

Thatfuckingcrowv2: Orlandobloomers: Instead Of Sending Me Nudes You Can Send Me Pics Of You Smiling With Ur Fave Stuffed Animal Pics Of You Smiling With Ur Mom Pics Of Plants Pics Of Ur Dog Pics Of Silly Lookin Bugs That U Find Send Me The Nudes

Spookyvoices: Tentaclesandteacups: Radhomo: My New Favorite Color Could You Imagine Eyeshadow/Liner With This Tho Omg I Want This To Be My Look

Dbvictoria: Tastefullyoffensive: Types Of Commas [Thenamenononehas]

Smokecigarettesamongstthestones: My Brother Says “Shit Happens” In Response To Everything My Brother Was Given A “Shit Happens” Mug Because Of This My Brother Loved His “Shit Happens” Mug Like A Child Last Week, My Brother Dropped His “Shit

Milliways

~Go On An Adventure~

Strugglefuck: Someone Hacked The Construction Sign Near My House And It Got On The Fucking News God Bless Florida

Milliways

40514294S: Borlax: I Have Watched This At Least 15 Times Since I Reblogged This Several Hours Ago Im Reblogging This Again Because I’ve Been Thinking About It For 24 Hours And Ths Is One Of Those Vines I Desperately Wish Was Longer