sluttydilf: Nurse Joy here I come 😍

sluttydilf: Nurse Joy here I come 😍

I Want To Believe In Me

Lucillesballs: Overhearing People Talking About Something U Like Hearing That They Talkin Shit

Beholdmyrobes: Beholdmyrobes: Hello World I’m Willingly Awake Before Noon And Trying To Adjust To This Strange New Lifestyle I Just Fucking Poured Orange Juice Into My Coffee

Flikky: Flikky: Light’s Dialogue In Death Note Is So Much Better If You Imagine It As An Okcupid Profile. M’isa.

Bregma: Kevinrfree: Charlienight: Commanderbishoujo: Bogleech: Prokopetz: Johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: Truthandglory: Assbanditkirk: Whoa Canada Someone Needs To Turn Down That Sass Level Two Things To Know About Canada! We Are Smart Enough

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Twerktuesday: Twerktuesday: The Only Valentine I Need I Took A Photo Of A Fucking Steak In The Store And Put It On The Internet And Now Almost 16 Thousand People Have It On Their Blogs, I Wonder Whoever Has This Steak Knows How Famous It Is. I Bet

Goingloco: Goingloco: I Needed A New Toilet Seat So I Went On Ebay And Searched For “Toilet Seat Unicorn” I’m So Going To Buy It. I Bet Yall Didn’t Believe Me

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Didgeridood: Hardcorebrownie: Didgeridood: Hardcorebrownie: Didgeridood: Hardcorebrownie: I Broke My Caps Lock Button Help Me Have You Tried Turning It Off And Back On Again I Hit It Really Hard And Still Hasn’t Turned Off There Is No Need

Lanashiftdelrey: Smashing Your Pinky Toe And Trying To Act Cool Like

Actualcanadiansherlockholmes: Urbieknowsbest: Lzbth: A….Boy??? That Likes Girls Who Are Natural???? No Makuep??? Wow No Freindzone For You Very Special Gentleman Snowflake This Is A Lie. I Still Get Friendzoned. Quite Often I Might Add. Im Not

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