aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

I Am A Freaking Wordsmith

Awwww You Guyyysss

Coronarycorsair: “New To Civ, Didn’t Know What It Meant By ‘Civilization Adjective’”

G-Iggle: Lolsofunny: Ladderboss: Wtf Kind Of Turtle Is That Science Of Tumblr Can You Please Explain This Mitochondria

Enjolyass: Natalie Dormer As Thor (For Broadcty)

Gottaliv13: “And I’ve Been Meaning To Tell You…You Look Great In The Dress” Damn Right She Does

Averagebare: One Time I Was Walking Across The Courtyard And Some Kids Were Clustered Around Where The Seagulls Always Are And Then This Kid Fuckin Grabbed One Out Of The Air And I Was Literally So Fucking Amazed But All His Friends Were Like “Tyrone

Gayindustrialcomplex: Fag3000: Gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders Eat Their Parents All The Time And No One Cares When They Do It So What The Fuck Did You Eat Your Parents How About You Mind Your Own Business

Nickyrads: Leander-Ligo: Lordthundercox: Yes, It Does. Guys Get Morning Wood Because Our Bladders Fill Up During The Night And Begin To Press Against Our Prostate, Causing Arousal. Our Dicks Don’t Just Feel The Sun Coming Up And Think “My Time

Mostlycatsmostly: (Via Anna Walton)

Humoristics: #Friendzonedagain

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