asmilinggoddess: dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

asmilinggoddess: dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

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Italiham: I’m Listening

Damn Guido!

Fleurbot: When U Love Something So Hard But The Fandom Consists Of Approximately Six Other People And A Shoelace

I Was Mad About My Commute Taking Longer Because Some Of The Lines Were Down&Amp;Hellip;. But It Actually Took Way Longer Because I Kept Falling Asleep On The Trains I&Amp;Rsquo;M An Adult Dammit

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Accidently: Accidently: Littlebreadstick: Accidently: My Seventeenth Birthday Is In A Few Weeks…And I’m Actually Kind Of Sad…I Really Like Being Sixteen But If Your Sixteen You Cant Be The Dancing Queen Thank U Little Bread Stick That Made

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Unclefather: Why Look At That Facehe Knows What He Did

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