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I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down…. but it actually took way longer because I kept falling asleep on the trains I’m an adult dammit

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down…. but it actually took way longer because I kept falling asleep on the trains I’m an adult dammit

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

I was mad about my commute taking longer because some of the lines were down….

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