targaryenlaena: “Aleksis and Sasha Kaidanovsky, husband and wife pilot team. They hold the record for longest sustained neural handshake, over eighteen hours.” “I’ve heard of them. Perimeter patrol on the Siberian Wall.” “That’s right.

targaryenlaena: “Aleksis and Sasha Kaidanovsky, husband and wife pilot team. They hold the record for longest sustained neural handshake, over eighteen hours.” “I’ve heard of them. Perimeter patrol on the Siberian Wall.” “That’s right.

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