Officialheinzdoofenshmirtz: Darkwingsnark: Officialheinzdoofenshmirtz: You Have 10 Seconds To Think Of A Way To Make The Average Vampire Movie Fresh And New And Exciting Again A Vampire Going Through The Daily Struggles Of Trying To Hide His Ever

Hobopoppins: Manaphy: Wow I Didn’t Know Fuckin Chocolate Eggs Were Gendered Okay Let Me Tell You A Story About The Fucking Pink Eggs. I Work At A Concession Stand In An Ice Rink. We Sell A Bunch Of Chocolate Bars And Snacks And Shit Including Kinder

Unclefather: Why Look At That Facehe Knows What He Did

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Allisonquarry: Nuditea: Last Night A Guy Said To Me “You Are Very, Very Pretty” And I Said “I Know” And He Said Like Patronisingly “You Know?” And I Said “You Think You’re The First Person To Ever Compliment Me?” And He Didn’t Know

Fallenangelflonne: Ostracizedpoodle: Nasa Just Announced That They’re Going To Be Launching The Earth Into Space We’ve Come So Far. Science Is Incredible

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Helyon: Daemontool: Straight People Are Terrifying They Can Go As Far As To Give The Girl Skeleton A Pair Of Bone Titties To Indicate Its A Straight Relationship Oh My Fucking God

Nerdjpg: Perks-Of-Being-Chinese: Why Does Rainbow Road Exist To Separate The Weak From The Strong

Tastefullyoffensive: Turnip The Beet, Yo. [X]

Theleijonwhisperer: Imagineaperture: Imagine If Glados Sounded Like Linda From Bob’s Burgers. #Neurotoxin Alriiiiight!

A-Multi-Fandomers-Sanctuary: Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now

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