hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder

hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder

Unclefather: Why Look At That Facehe Knows What He Did

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Helyon: Daemontool: Straight People Are Terrifying They Can Go As Far As To Give The Girl Skeleton A Pair Of Bone Titties To Indicate Its A Straight Relationship Oh My Fucking God

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Crocspaperscissors: Godheadcomplex: Godheadcomplex: Apparently My College Campus Is Getting Burrito Vending Machines??? Why Someone Has Pointed Out To Me That The Burrito Box Comes With Free Wifi Now Im Interested Did A Burrito Vending Machine Not

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