Proto Porn

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Allisonquarry: Nuditea: Last Night A Guy Said To Me “You Are Very, Very Pretty” And I Said “I Know” And He Said Like Patronisingly “You Know?” And I Said “You Think You’re The First Person To Ever Compliment Me?” And He Didn’t Know

Allisonquarry:  Nuditea:  Last Night A Guy Said To Me “You Are Very, Very Pretty”

Fallenangelflonne: Ostracizedpoodle: Nasa Just Announced That They’re Going To Be Launching The Earth Into Space We’ve Come So Far. Science Is Incredible

Fallenangelflonne:  Ostracizedpoodle:  Nasa Just Announced That They’re Going To

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*Mic Drop*

Helyon: Daemontool: Straight People Are Terrifying They Can Go As Far As To Give The Girl Skeleton A Pair Of Bone Titties To Indicate Its A Straight Relationship Oh My Fucking God

Helyon:  Daemontool:  Straight People Are Terrifying They Can Go As Far As To Give

Nerdjpg: Perks-Of-Being-Chinese: Why Does Rainbow Road Exist To Separate The Weak From The Strong

Nerdjpg:  Perks-Of-Being-Chinese:  Why Does Rainbow Road Exist  To Separate The Weak

Tastefullyoffensive: Turnip The Beet, Yo. [X]

Tastefullyoffensive:  Turnip The Beet, Yo. [X]

Theleijonwhisperer: Imagineaperture: Imagine If Glados Sounded Like Linda From Bob’s Burgers. #Neurotoxin Alriiiiight!

Theleijonwhisperer:  Imagineaperture:  Imagine If Glados Sounded Like Linda From

A-Multi-Fandomers-Sanctuary: Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now

A-Multi-Fandomers-Sanctuary:  Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now

Vintagerosegirl

Vintagerosegirl

Crocspaperscissors: Godheadcomplex: Godheadcomplex: Apparently My College Campus Is Getting Burrito Vending Machines??? Why Someone Has Pointed Out To Me That The Burrito Box Comes With Free Wifi Now Im Interested Did A Burrito Vending Machine Not

Crocspaperscissors:  Godheadcomplex:  Godheadcomplex:  Apparently My College Campus

Cyrilelijah: Please Watch This Ad For A Squirting Dildo Called Buster Mcnut

Cyrilelijah:  Please Watch This Ad For A Squirting Dildo Called Buster Mcnut

Horsantulas: Youtube Just Gave Me An Entire Episode Of Bleach Instead Of An Ad

Horsantulas:  Youtube Just Gave Me An Entire Episode Of Bleach Instead Of An Ad

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