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Whatbethsays: The Other Night I Tried To Make A Curry And I Got Chilli Burns All Over My Face, So I Thought To Myself ‘Hang On, Doesn’t Milk Soothe Chilli Burns? It Does’ And I Couldn’t Google Because I Couldn’t See So I Just Had To Blindly

Elementary Team

Holy Shit That Whale Is Jacked

Squided: Ginnymcqueen: Stylinsonxhealy: Satanstrousers: One Of My Friends Asked Me The Other Day If I Would Suck One Thousand Dicks For A Billion Dollars, And I Love Questions Like That Because Not Only Are They So Demonstrative Of The No-Homo Society

What Are Frogs?

No Thank You

Doot: Ven0Moth:“Ma'am Can I See Your Id?” It Expires Todayreblog It While You Can

Ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: When I Signed Up For Htgawm I Thought It Was Going To Be About Mother Annalise Teaching Her Flock Of Gooslings How To Get Their Clients Off Of Murder Not The Adventures Of Grim Reaper And The Murder Children

Aprilwitching: Vacantvisionary: “You Cannot Fuck Osmosis Jones” Has The Same Meter As “I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham”. Someone Get On This Mashup, Stat. You Cannot Fuck Osmosis Jones You Cannot Fuck Him Over Phones You Cannot Fuck Him In

Lavellwin: Just Saw Someone Use The Phrase “And Then The Kinkshaming Started Rolling In” Which Makes Me Think Of A Humble Kink Farmer, Chewing On A Piece Of Hay, Cupping A Hand Over His Eyes To See A Storm Of Angry Kinkshamers Brewing On The Horizon

Flying-Icecream: Shit Ur Right Thanks

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