isaacoscar: You completed my mission… And you saved my jacket. Oh, sorry—here. No, no. Just kidding. You keep it. It suits you. x

isaacoscar: You completed my mission… And you saved my jacket. Oh, sorry—here. No, no. Just kidding. You keep it. It suits you. x

Owning-My-Truth: “If 150 Armed Muslims Took Over A Chicken Coop There’d Be A Worldwide Terror Alert. But 150 Armed White Folk Seize A Federal Building &Amp;Amp; Meh” - Qasim Rashid, Esq. @Muslimiq

Thecommonchick: High School Was So Judgy But In College You See Someone Riding Past On A Razor Scooter Wearing A Snuggie And It’s Like “That Is A Smart Man”

Keepmywhiskeyneat: Got A Text From My Neighbor That Amazon Accidentally Wedged A Package Between The Door And The Hand Rail, Pinning Them Inside Their House. I Got There, Took A Picture Of The Box And Tweeted It To Amazon. They Responded With A Pun.

Shinymega-Gengar: Shinymega-Gengar: Can We Just Talk About Mega Gengar’s Legs For A Minute Someone Found This Again Recently And Now Its The Only Thing In My Notifications So Here You Go, Have It Again. :Y

Fuckviserys: Dearly Bruhloved We Are Swaggered Here Today To Join These Two Bros In Holy Matrihomie.

Weloveshortvideos: Haha Wow, This Is Faster

Golden Sun Art

Stripperdameron: Iconic

Big Dad Energy

Lady-Macbethany: Literally Same

Melee-Hell: Boys Who Can Lift

Tielan: Maskedlinguist: Lizjamesbitch: Patbaer: Wellthatsjustgreat: Babygrot: Not-So-Futureben: Eatmoremacandcheese: “Hi Optus? Can I Have Dan’s Number, I Want To Take Them Out For A Beer And Possibly Marriage.” Dan From Optus Is Politely