owning-my-truth: “If 150 armed Muslims took over a chicken coop there’d be a worldwide terror alert. But 150 armed white folk seize a federal building & meh” - Qasim Rashid, Esq. @MuslimIQ

owning-my-truth: “If 150 armed Muslims took over a chicken coop there’d be a worldwide terror alert. But 150 armed white folk seize a federal building & meh” - Qasim Rashid, Esq. @MuslimIQ

Thecommonchick: High School Was So Judgy But In College You See Someone Riding Past On A Razor Scooter Wearing A Snuggie And It’s Like “That Is A Smart Man”

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