Keepmywhiskeyneat: Got A Text From My Neighbor That Amazon Accidentally Wedged A Package Between The Door And The Hand Rail, Pinning Them Inside Their House. I Got There, Took A Picture Of The Box And Tweeted It To Amazon. They Responded With A Pun.
thecommonchick: High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”
