oddlyuneven: an-animal-imagined-by-poe: “University Policy Regarding Hoverboards on Campus”: the subject line of an email I just received. The future is here and it files forms in triplicate.

oddlyuneven: an-animal-imagined-by-poe: “University Policy Regarding Hoverboards on Campus”: the subject line of an email I just received. The future is here and it files forms in triplicate.

Dashbeardconfessional: Dashbeardconfessional: Finally Home Safe…😧?!?? #Unstoppablejam A Chronicle Of My Downward Mental Spiral? A Series Of Vines Centered Around “Space Jam” By The Quad City Dj’s? Both?!? Https://Vine.co/Tags/Unstoppablejam

Gamegrrl: This Is Literally The Funniest Fucking Yak I’ve Ever Seen Holy Shit

Kid-N0Thing: Yeah Just Drop Me Off Right Here This Is Good

Mrbenwyatt: Ghostcongregation: All Bugs Can Be Organized Into One Of Three Categories: Homies, Chillers, And Haters. Hornets And Wasps Are Haters. Mosquitos Are Haters. Most Spiders Are Homies Cuz They Eat Shitty Bugs, Some Spiders Are Chillers Cuz

Notdeadbabies: When You Sleep Through Your Alarm But Realize Your Alarm Never Went Off Then Realize You Never Set Your Alarm You Just Typed “8” Into The Calculator Then Passed Out.

Bahtmun: Rest In Peace, Alan Rickman

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Femmesorcery: Lesliethelesbo: Blazepress: Fearless Cat Keeps Returning To The London Supermarket He’s Banned From Fight The System Fuck It Up

Just-Shower-Thoughts: They Say A Dog Is Man’s Best Friend, But I Don’t Even Have Enemies That Would Stare Directly Into My Eyes While Shitting On My Carpet.

Partypoison-Winchester: Owlcitee: Pitbullfan: “Youre Gay? You Dont Look Gay” Well Shit Wtf Does A Gay Look Like Oh

Notstraightscully: Someone: Not Everything Has To Be Gay Me: Not Everything Has To Be A Heteronormative Disaster And Yet

Accio-Shitpost: Ginny Flushed A Piece Of Voldemort’s Soul Down The Toilet

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