phoneus: someone: hey look at my cute pug me: haha cute! me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

phoneus: someone: hey look at my cute pug me: haha cute! me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

Emeraldbriar: Matt-The-Blind-Cinnamon-Roll: Homeschoolhour: Zombielovejuice: We All Know That Emotion Unmute This I’m The Dog My Emotion Right Now Is This Dog.

Not As Sad As I Used To Be

Mikestoklasa: Me: I’ll Cross That Bridge When I Get To It Immediately Gets To It Ah,

Scab1: Starbucks Secret Menu

Thechronicleofshe: Unfollowfriday: White Boys Be Like “Im Gonna Make You Come So Hard” And Ur Like, What To My Senses Every Time I See This I’m Thrown Into Hysterics Because For Some Reason I Never Anticipate The Ending Of This Sentence

Thatsubiegirl: Kardashy: I Have Never Been So Sad But Laughed So Hard In My Life Panchino

Nonlinear-Nonsubjective: Is Anyone Else Annoyed By The Stereotype That Young People’s Phones Are A Loud And Annoying Device? Because I Have Never Heard Anyone Under 30 Who Doesn’t Have Their Phone On Vibrate. Like 100% Of The Time If The Marimba

Just Neckbeard Things

Anyone Else Feel Like Sarah Steele Turned In The Best Performance In The Latest Episode?

Beesmygod: This Site Is Fucking Useless

Alwaysbewoke: Bet No One Quote These Today.

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