RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU

RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU

Southern-Sheepdog: Cockatielcutie: When Telling The Temperature, It’s Important To Note That °C Stands For “Correct” And °F Stands For “Fake” I Think You Mean °Can’t Land On The Moon, And °Fucking Landed On The Moon

Futurewhore: In The United States They Don’t Say I Love You They Say “You Got Kik?” And I Think That Is Beautiful

Chicanugh: Banshees: Markv5: Мама Спит, Она Устала… Ну, И Мы Играть Не Стали! Oh My God

Bullied: Lmao

Grawly: Grawly: Im Eating A Lsasgna Im Just Like Garfield. I’m Just Like Garfield. Holy Shit

Glumshoe: Nemfrog: A Baby And An Adult Compared As If They Were The Same Size. Using Modern Science. 1951. Thanks! I Hate It.

Chongoblog: Cracking Open A Cold And Broken Hallelujah

Himynameiscrash: Ubercharge: Easily The Scariest Moment Of My Virtual Life

Coolthingoftheday: Kamenrideraqua: Coolthingoftheday: Johnathan The Tortoise In 1900, And The Same Tortoise Again In 2015. He Looks Great, What’s His Secret Dermatologists Hate Him

Mrrandomneseianese: Can We Appreciate The Fact That There’s An Extreme Sport Known As “Extreme Ironing”? Like Basically People Take Ironing Boards To Crazy Locations And Iron Their Shirts There Are No Limits To What These People Will Do “Hell

Bouettte: Mood

You Took Her Voice

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