otiggerifico: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

otiggerifico: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Bring Revolution To The Universe!

It Would Be Safe To Say That The Bed Is Probably Occupied!

Gary Oakster

Is It Weird That I Literally Love The Contrast Between The Colors Blue And Yellow? It Really Makes Me Happy.

Gonna Try To Ride My Bike For The First Time In Almost A Month!!!

Kentuckyfriedkrogan Replied To Your Post: Gonna Try To Ride My Bike For The First Time In&Amp;Hellip; One Time I Did’t Touched My Bike For Like 8 Month And As I Tried To Get On It, I Made Like 8 Meter Before I Rode Into A Wall. I Rode My Bike To

Urbancatfitters: U Say Unpack I Say Leave The Suitcase Open On The Floor Until I Eventually Use Everything In It And Then Put It Away 2 Months Later

I Think I Just Blew Out My Stereo :( There Was A Pop And Now Theres A Burning Smell In My Room.

Going In Early To Work Today :(

Laughingstation: I Hope You Accidentally Jump Down A Ledge In Pokemon And You Have To Go Through Grass To Get Back Up

Solos1S: ゆた

Pendrakons: Can We Talk About The Fact That Ash Was 10 When He Basically Roamed The Dangerous Countryside With Other Children And The Animals They Caught And Occasionally Saving The World While I Was In School Learning Long Division

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