itucktuck: catbountry: irrevokable: cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now. This cat is named McLovin. This is so adorable it hurts

itucktuck: catbountry: irrevokable: cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now. This cat is named McLovin. This is so adorable it hurts

Imagine Working At A Dildo Factory And Theres A Machine Malfunction And You Get Seriously Injured By A Massive 7 Foot Dildo Thats Too Big For The Conveyor System And It Falls And Breaks Your Hand And You Have To Describe The Accident In Detail In Order

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Wtf-Pokemon: Watching You Get Dressed.

Lameprlncess: Don’t We All

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Therailgun: Pkmnログ【腐】 By くる

I Woke Up And My Sheets Were All Pulled Out And My Feet Were Sticking Out And Cold So I Had To Remake My Bed. I Am Now Nice And Snug And Tucked In Like I&Amp;Rsquo;M In A Pocket!!

Its A Nice Morning Too. The Kind Of Morning That Would Be Great To Be Pinned Down Under A Pile Of Hot Pokemon Trainers!

Ninflare: I’m Going To Meet You Again

Whats Suddenly Hilarious All Of A Sudden Is I Got A Random Call On My Cell Phone And It Was A Shipper From Work About A Package Because A Driver Left My Number Behind By Accident. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Glad I Was Awake And Coherent For It Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Normally

Capturing Pokemon Now Gives You Exp

If You Can Believe Your Eyes And Ears

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