hauntedmilk: why is an owl prettier than me why does an owl get nose rubs by hottie why god why

hauntedmilk: why is an owl prettier than me why does an owl get nose rubs by hottie why god why

Buttholetoasty: Ok Yeah Stepping On A Lego Is Bad But Have You Ever Stepped On One Of These Assholes

The Literary Hopeful

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“Mommy, Can I-“ “Not Unless U Get 100000 Notes On A Post, Honey”

The Literary Hopeful

When The Snow Melts, What Does It Become?

Dex5M: Sweet Sweet Misha At Random Acts Bing - Misha Collins Doing

Geekishchic: Zannablack: That Is The Expression Of A True Winchester Facing The King Of Hell #Just Chillin’ #Eatin Mah Ribs

Sasstiel-Has-Arrived: Today In Class This Chick Was Passing Out A Packet And She Just Threw Mine At Me And I Said “Yo Don’t Fuckin Throw That Shit At Me Like I’m A Stripper.” And Everyone Around Me Just Stared At Me And I Realized That Its Bc

Geekishchic: Nuuku: Turtle-Ambulance: Fun Fact: “Nolo” Is Latin For “Do Not Want” So If Someone Says Yolo You Can Say Nolo And They’ll Think Its Just A Stupid Comeback But In All Actuality You’re Speaking Latin Which Is Classy As Shit So

Life Has To Be Like This, Has To Keep Going On

Theannieplanet: I Just Went To A Scare House With My Friend And Most Of The Time I Just Screamed Like “Fuck” Or “Shit” When I Got Scared But One Time This Guy Came Out Of Fucking Nowhere And I Screamed “Walrus Vagina” At The Top Of My Lungs

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