otterboxes: who did it better

otterboxes: who did it better

Shisnojon: My Friend Sent This To Me Even Though We Were Sitting Next To Each Other And That Was The Closest I’ve Ever Been To Pissing Myself

Egg-Rolls: One Time I Got A Sample From The Tea Store At The Mall And As I Walked Away The Guy Said “Tea You Later” And Then His Coworker Smacked Him

Dboybaker: The Awakening

Sarahnoswagbryan: Iguanamouth: I Read That As Lions Remember Who You Are Simba Remember. Remember

A-Dr0P-Of-Golden-Sun: My Mom Made Pot Pie For Dinner And As She Sat Down At The Table She Said “Oh No! I Forgot The Peas!” And I Said “Then I Guess It’s Just An ‘Ot Ie” And Now I Have To Eat Alone In The Living Room.

Thessagray: My Cousin Just Said To Me “On Your Wedding Day,I’m Gonna Start My Toast With The Story Of How You Were Born And Grandma Cried Because You Were So Ugly”

Mishacollihns: Jared You’re Not Sam

Neongenesisevangaylion: Self Confidence? No. Self Confidance. Dance Until You Believe In Yourself, Even If It Takes A Thousand Years Of The Macarena

Beinggayisokay: Screwsociety: You Know Girls Can Tell When You Look At Their Boobs I Don’t Care How Quickly You Glance, 1 Second Is Like 5 Seconds In Boob Time Boob Time

221Cbakerstreet: Kittening: A Male Celebrity Can Literally Beat His Girlfriend Half To Death And Still Enjoy A Successful Career With Millions Of Adoring Fans A Female Celebrity Can Gain A Few Pounds And She’s Shunned, Mocked, And Ridiculed By Thousands

Disneymonde: &Amp;Ldquo;Um How Did You Find Out I Unfollowed You&Amp;Rdquo;

Mentalmantel: No You Don’t Understand I Don’t Want To Do Chemistry

Ovipositor PAWGirls