princessakane: SO TO SUMMARIZE

princessakane: SO TO SUMMARIZE

Dontforcethisgirltostand: Gaypee: &Amp;Ldquo;Hey What’s The Date?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Christmas 3Rd&Amp;Rdquo; This Literally Didn’t Even Register As Incorrect To Me I Read It And I Was Like Wtf Why Does This Have So Many Notes Then I Scrolled Down Then I Went

Ohfkscouticus: Okay, So I Work In A Restaurant It’s Black Friday And A Couple Wearing Camouflage Comes In And Before I Could Stop Myself I Went &Amp;Ldquo;So Were You Guys Out Hunting For Deals?&Amp;Rdquo;

Geometricdeathtrap: So Long Space Cowboy I’m 95% Sure That Squirrel Is Dead

Sarcasm-Is-A-Way-Of-Life: Colourmeastonished: Mathpreacher: Accidentally Forgetting Your Earbuds At Home Is Like Accidentally Leaving Your First Born Child At The Gates Of Hell If You Think That’s Bad, One Time I Was Skimming Stones And My Thumb

Therewerebirds: Triflesandparsnips: This Morning My Daughter, Who Is Nearly Four, Saw The Stretch Marks On My Hips And Stomach. She Ran Her Hands Over Them And Asked What They Were. “I Got Them When I Grew Up,” I Said, “And A Few More When I Had

Rumour: She Was 16 Years Old And This Was The Kind Of Stuff She Got Asked In Interviews And People Wonder Why Shes Mentally Unstable

Zooophagous: Bahtmun: Ketchuppee: Youbeautifulfuckingcreature: Solanosjelly: Helena Bonham Carter Pretending To Be Belatrix Pretending To Be Hermione Pretending To Be Belatrix Acting No But Her Acting Was So Good In This Scene That I Had To Pause

Cineplexmovies: Tom Hiddleston: The Personification Of The British Gent. (Reason 4, Reason 5)

Arocketumbler: No. No Fucking Shrimp Or He Die.

The Literary Hopeful

Littleredhatter: This Is Normal In Australia.

Theoldtaylor: &Amp;Ldquo;I Read That You [Josh] Said That Jen Is A Very Good Kisser. And That You Gave Her 12/10 For Kissing.&Amp;Rdquo;

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