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funneldate: I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “OH HOW WAS IT” IF I SAID THAT IT REAL LIFE I WOULD BE CONDEMNED AND SENT TO THE DEEP AND DARK BOWELS OF HELL

funneldate: I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “OH HOW WAS IT” IF I SAID THAT IT REAL LIFE I WOULD BE CONDEMNED AND SENT TO THE DEEP AND DARK BOWELS OF HELL

funneldate:  I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE

funneldate:  I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE

Selfish-Gerbils: Those Things That Carry Old People Up Stairs Really Drive Me Up The Wall.

Selfish-Gerbils:  Those Things That Carry Old People Up Stairs Really Drive Me Up

Professionalweird0: Sneaking Drugs By Cops By Hiding Them In My Bloodstream

Professionalweird0:  Sneaking Drugs By Cops By Hiding Them In My Bloodstream

Willworkforswag: My Mom Told Me To Go To My Room Until My Faces Gets Better Looking

Willworkforswag:  My Mom Told Me To Go To My Room Until My Faces Gets Better Looking

Yelyahwilliams: Ericamelondrea: Odditiesoflife: Ten Of The Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around The World These 10 Fairy Tale Inspired Cottages With Their Hand-Made Details Call To Mind The Tales Of The Brothers Grimm And Other Fantasy Stories. All

Yelyahwilliams:  Ericamelondrea:  Odditiesoflife:  Ten Of The Best Storybook Cottage

Skywulff: Nothing Makes Me Angrier Than People Who Don’t Reblog Good Text Posts But Instead Copy And Paste And Pretend It’s Theirs. I Mean For One, We’re On Here All Day Do You Think We’re Not Gonna Notice??!!?!!

Skywulff:  Nothing Makes Me Angrier Than People Who Don’t Reblog Good Text Posts

Tea-Tim3: &Amp;Gt;Looks Up Fees For Uni Anyone Know Where I Can Sell My Organs?

Tea-Tim3:  &Amp;Gt;Looks Up Fees For Uni  Anyone Know Where I Can Sell My Organs?

❝ If I Were Just Your Average 23-Year-Old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma’am, There’s

 ❝ If I Were Just Your Average 23-Year-Old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say

But I Knew Him;

But I Knew Him;

Thinsickle: I Hope No One Ever Decides To Physically Fight Me Because They Will Be Getting 17 Years Of Rage Put Into It, I Will Probably Be Punching Them While Screaming About Something That Happened In The Second Grade.

Thinsickle:  I Hope No One Ever Decides To Physically Fight Me Because They Will

Circumcisionscissors: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates You’ll Probably Only Like 5% Of It

Circumcisionscissors:  Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates You’ll Probably Only Like

Ints-Okayheadphone: So My Manager Has This Charm Bracelet She Wears Every Day And I Love It Because She Can Never Sneak Up On Me When I’m Goofing Off At My Desk; Even When I Have Headphones In I Can Hear Her Coming. Like A Housecat.

Ints-Okayheadphone:  So My Manager Has This Charm Bracelet She Wears Every Day And

Yelyahwilliams: Istillloveparamore: Trying To Sleep The Night Before The Day Of Your Paramore Show Hahahah Killing Me

Yelyahwilliams:  Istillloveparamore:  Trying To Sleep The Night Before The Day Of

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