selfish-gerbils: Those things that carry old people up stairs really drive me up the wall.

selfish-gerbils: Those things that carry old people up stairs really drive me up the wall.

Professionalweird0: Sneaking Drugs By Cops By Hiding Them In My Bloodstream

Willworkforswag: My Mom Told Me To Go To My Room Until My Faces Gets Better Looking

Yelyahwilliams: Ericamelondrea: Odditiesoflife: Ten Of The Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around The World These 10 Fairy Tale Inspired Cottages With Their Hand-Made Details Call To Mind The Tales Of The Brothers Grimm And Other Fantasy Stories. All

Skywulff: Nothing Makes Me Angrier Than People Who Don’t Reblog Good Text Posts But Instead Copy And Paste And Pretend It’s Theirs. I Mean For One, We’re On Here All Day Do You Think We’re Not Gonna Notice??!!?!!

Tea-Tim3: &Amp;Gt;Looks Up Fees For Uni Anyone Know Where I Can Sell My Organs?

❝ If I Were Just Your Average 23-Year-Old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma’am, There’s

But I Knew Him;

Thinsickle: I Hope No One Ever Decides To Physically Fight Me Because They Will Be Getting 17 Years Of Rage Put Into It, I Will Probably Be Punching Them While Screaming About Something That Happened In The Second Grade.

Circumcisionscissors: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates You’ll Probably Only Like 5% Of It

Ints-Okayheadphone: So My Manager Has This Charm Bracelet She Wears Every Day And I Love It Because She Can Never Sneak Up On Me When I’m Goofing Off At My Desk; Even When I Have Headphones In I Can Hear Her Coming. Like A Housecat.

Yelyahwilliams: Istillloveparamore: Trying To Sleep The Night Before The Day Of Your Paramore Show Hahahah Killing Me

Gorbaby: Black Friday Is The Closest We Are Going To Get To The Hunger Games

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