tea-tim3: >looks up fees for uni anyone know where i can sell my organs?

tea-tim3: >looks up fees for uni anyone know where i can sell my organs?

❝ If I Were Just Your Average 23-Year-Old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma’am, There’s

But I Knew Him;

Thinsickle: I Hope No One Ever Decides To Physically Fight Me Because They Will Be Getting 17 Years Of Rage Put Into It, I Will Probably Be Punching Them While Screaming About Something That Happened In The Second Grade.

Circumcisionscissors: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates You’ll Probably Only Like 5% Of It

Ints-Okayheadphone: So My Manager Has This Charm Bracelet She Wears Every Day And I Love It Because She Can Never Sneak Up On Me When I’m Goofing Off At My Desk; Even When I Have Headphones In I Can Hear Her Coming. Like A Housecat.

Yelyahwilliams: Istillloveparamore: Trying To Sleep The Night Before The Day Of Your Paramore Show Hahahah Killing Me

Gorbaby: Black Friday Is The Closest We Are Going To Get To The Hunger Games

Downcomethewallsofjericho: Oinonio: Lady-Polgara: Get-O-N-Mylevel: When A Bullet Hits A Wall That Is Astounding. I Legitimately Watched It About Fifteen Times Before Reblogging It. Remember That Flesh Is Softer Than Concrete. No Fucking Way. Flesh

But I Knew Him;

Yelyahwilliams: Release-The-Reins: Too-Stoned-To-Remember: My Dad Is A Diver, He Used To Dive With Seals And He Said That They Would Just Play Around You And Basically They Were Just Mermaid Dogs Its Smiling Omg

Gcoky: I’m A Good Person I Deserve To Meet Celebrities

Youredoingalrightkid: Themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving: Dolphitler: Themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving: Roses Are Black Violets Are Black Im Blind Blind People Are Going To Find This Offensive I Don’t Think Blind People Are Going To Find Anything

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