snapchatting: [wakes up from coma] eh, never mind [goes back into coma]

snapchatting: [wakes up from coma] eh, never mind [goes back into coma]

Theknifefork: I Forget He Was A Hugger

Totallyadhd: Amaloli: Amaloli: Today In Art Class A Guy Made A Dick Out Of Clay And When The Art Teacher Was Walking Around She Stopped In Front Of Him And Stared At It And Just Said “It Doesn’t Look Very Accurate” And Walked Away All The Guys

Thefunnayblog: Evelynsmileees: Sizzlebutt: Babyblueeyesss: Is It Just Me Or Does Christmas Feel Weird This Year It’s Not Just You Someone Please Explain This 2013 Has Just Been The Biggest Wtf Ever For Literally Everybody So I’m Not Even Surprised

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Louderdecibelle: Koizumim: Really Though If Breasts, Butts And Legs Are So Distracting To Men, To The Point They Cant Function Why Arent They That Distracting To Lesbians And At That Point Why Isnt The Penis Bulge And Legs Not Distracting Enough To

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The Literary Hopeful

Manboobmaiden: Acatnamedhercules: What Are You Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel

The Literary Hopeful

Thegirlnamedrachel: My Dads Name Is Michael Crawford Which Is, Consequently, Also The Name Of The Original Phantom From Phantom Of The Opera And There Was That One Scene From High School Musical Where Corbin Bleu Was Like “My Mom Has A Picture Of Michael

What-A-Catch-Missjackson: So Today In Design Class The Teacher Asked If I Would Demonstrate How To Cut A Piece Of Wood At A Certain Angle And A Girl In My Class Said “Zoe’s Great At Cutting! You Should See Her Wrist” Before I Could Even React The

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