awesomephilia: girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs

awesomephilia: girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs

But I Knew Him;

But I Knew Him;

Corntroversy: 737Downoverabq: In Class I’m Used To Sitting In The Back And Making All These Smartass Comments Under My Breath Now I’m In The Front Though So When Our Attractive Instructor Drops Something And Says ‘Ah, Fuck Me!’ And I Say ‘Maybe

Ostolero: Dads On Vacation

Onlinewifey: Smack That Ass From 8 Feet Away

Beeyondce: Sometimes I Feel As Useless As The Ueue In Queue

Earthdad: I Wonder What Jokes Will Happen On Tumblr In 2014 That People Will Learn To Hate

Nothimg: I Hate When People Take Unexpected Pictures Of Me

Rubyredwisp: I See A Darkness In You. And In That Darkness, Eyes Staring Back At Me - Brown Eyes, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes. Eyes You’ll Shut Forever.

But I Knew Him;

Tvspecial: Whorville: I Could Win An Olympic Gold Medal In Being Ignored Did Someone Say Something

Cyanicle: Friend: Sorry About The Mess! Me: Sorry About The Mess!

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