fueled by coffee & cliquot

fueled by coffee & cliquot

Zannablack: Superlockedinthephandom: Sarajust: Taggedbooty: Offlcer: ♫ It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Simba ♫ Too Soon It’s Been 20 Years What Do You Mean Its Been 20 Years Oh My God…

Cnnbreaking: Shout Out To Teachers Who Make You Watch A Movie With No Note Sheet

Mydogsnokes: Stealingyourpension: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth Because I Don’t Want Salmonella…. Then Don’t Eat Salmon….

Decourfeynated: In Which A Teen Movie From The 80S Describes Sexual Misogyny In Three Sentences At The Eighth Grade Reading Level.

The-Vashta-Nerada: Chronukkahlylate: The-Vashta-Nerada: The-Vashta-Nerada: One Time I Picked Up A Penny And I Hit My Head On The Door Handle And I Have A Tiny Scar From It And That Was The Third Worst Time I Ever Picked Up A Penny The Second Worst

Yerawizardchloe: Guswaters: Remember When The Half Blood Prince Had Just Come Out And Those Guys Put A Massive Sign That Said ‘Snape Kills Dumbledore’ Above The Motorway And It Was The Biggest News Of The Day And They Got Like Legally Charged #In

Raw, Real &Amp; Relatable

Stumpatd: Stumpatd: I Wish I Knew What You Were Thinking I Just Realized This Probably Sounds Really Deep About Some Boy Or Something But Its About My Dog

Johnlockedness: Watsonwarrior: We Paused And Oh My God Whip It Out Baby!

Thereadysext: If Ever You Feel Stupid, Remember That One Time My Twin Brother Forgot My Birthday.

Buckyxbarnes: Memories Are All I Have. Imagine How Nice It Is To Stumble On A New One.

Whirlerwhirler: Fallenangeleyes: Yupinmywhitetee: Darktanion: Why Did Benedict Cumberbatch Walk On Stage With The Cast Of Twelve Years A Slave? Because He’s A Fucking Douchebag He Is In The Fucking Movie Dipshits Oh My God

DeepthroatSlime DefinitelyNSFW