mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….

mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….

Decourfeynated: In Which A Teen Movie From The 80S Describes Sexual Misogyny In Three Sentences At The Eighth Grade Reading Level.

The-Vashta-Nerada: Chronukkahlylate: The-Vashta-Nerada: The-Vashta-Nerada: One Time I Picked Up A Penny And I Hit My Head On The Door Handle And I Have A Tiny Scar From It And That Was The Third Worst Time I Ever Picked Up A Penny The Second Worst

Yerawizardchloe: Guswaters: Remember When The Half Blood Prince Had Just Come Out And Those Guys Put A Massive Sign That Said ‘Snape Kills Dumbledore’ Above The Motorway And It Was The Biggest News Of The Day And They Got Like Legally Charged #In

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Stumpatd: Stumpatd: I Wish I Knew What You Were Thinking I Just Realized This Probably Sounds Really Deep About Some Boy Or Something But Its About My Dog

Johnlockedness: Watsonwarrior: We Paused And Oh My God Whip It Out Baby!

Thereadysext: If Ever You Feel Stupid, Remember That One Time My Twin Brother Forgot My Birthday.

Buckyxbarnes: Memories Are All I Have. Imagine How Nice It Is To Stumble On A New One.

Whirlerwhirler: Fallenangeleyes: Yupinmywhitetee: Darktanion: Why Did Benedict Cumberbatch Walk On Stage With The Cast Of Twelve Years A Slave? Because He’s A Fucking Douchebag He Is In The Fucking Movie Dipshits Oh My God

Jenniferlawrencedaily: And The Nominees Are…2011 | 2013 | 2014

But I Knew Him;

But I Knew Him;

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