memelovingfuck: yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

memelovingfuck: yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

Supershrug: Kingjaffejoffer: Clacl: &Amp;Ldquo;Mommy How Did You Meet Daddy&Amp;Rdquo; Well You See He Commented On My Text Post And It Was Smooth As Fuck Things That Are Going To Actually Happen In Real Life. Already Happening

Celestia: Once I Had A Dream That My Cat Was Working At Mcdonalds W/ Me And She Had A Lil Uniform And She Kept Getting Fur In The Fries And Everyone Was Yelling At Me And Saying “Ur Cat Sucks On Fries” And I Was Like “Shes Just A Cat Give Her A

Levynite: It Boinged Onto Its Own Head

Obfuscobble: Pibbleton: When A British Teacher Asks You To Do Something, Sometimes It Leads To Adventures! Let’s Go Adventuring!

I Just Realized

Raw, Real &Amp; Relatable

Punkrockluna: Riannafinch: Crush Fairy Strikes Again What Happens Next What Happens Next

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Vistale: This Bathtub In The House Of Mexican Drug Lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman Leads To An Underground Tunnel And Exits Through The City’s Drainage System.

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Betterstayabsurd-Deactivated202: I Know A Fair Amount About Fine Food And Drink.

Armadillo: Real Talk If Theres A Fire At My School I Am Not Walking In An Orderly Fashion And Then Getting My Name Marked Off Im Running For My Life And Im Taking My God Damn Bag With Me

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