diickspriite: somethingkindofstrange: THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER. AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE. but does it work

diickspriite: somethingkindofstrange: THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER. AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE. but does it work

Santatveit: Going Back To School After A Break Is Like When You Pause A Video Game To Go Pee And When You Come Back You Forget How Intense And Chaotic Everything Was When You Paused It And The Second You Unpause It All Your Enemies Collectively Punch

Megustamemes: It Seems Benedict Needs A Bit Of Supervision.

Ruinedchildhood: Is That Pharrell

Humorous-Blog: Captainpillowbaby: Humorous-Blog: I Have Found My Dream Job It’s Legit Too. Only Problem Is That For 1 Month You Cannot Get Out Of Bed Even Once. They Got A Dealeo Where You Can Effectively Pee While Laying Down, You Can’t Sit

Cramp: Trying To Fit With A New Group Like

Carcinogenitals: My Neighbors Are Making S’mores And I Heard One Of Them Shout “Holy Shit It’s On Fire” Then A S’more Smacked Onto My Window And Slowly Fell Down

Blue-Eyed-Hanji: This Was The Greatest Movie Ever And Nothing You Say Can Change That

Goodnessgifs: Dat Eyebrow

Ofmotionpictures: God Saved You From The River, He Saved You In All Your Wanderings, And Even Now, He Saves You From The Wrath Of Pharaoh. God Will Not Abandon You. So Don’t You Abandon Us.

Vvankinq: Comic-Chick: Mccdi09: Plug It On The Window The Window Socket Offers A Neat Way To Harness Solar Energy And Use It As A Plug Socket. So Far We Have Seen Solutions That Act As A Solar Battery Backup, But None As A Direct Plug-In. Simple

Disneydailly: Every Disney Film: Enchanted (2007) «Oh My, This Is A Twist On Our Story, It’s The Brave Little Princess Coming To The Rescue!»

Gayindustrialcomplex: Fag3000: Gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders Eat Their Parents All The Time And No One Cares When They Do It So What The Fuck Did You Eat Your Parents How About You Mind Your Own Business

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