evolutional: if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel

evolutional: if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel

No French Toast For U

Mistintrees: This Post Makes Me So Happy Like Look At That Pup’s Face &Amp;Ldquo;I Chewed On A Thing And A Bunch Of Loud People Came And Pet My Head!!!!! Isn’t That Great&Amp;Rdquo;

Moth Intellectual

Keytosymphony: Topless-Bottom: Sweet-Bitsy: Bedabug: Snails Kiss On Cherries [Photo By Vyacheslav Mishchenk] This Is Everything I Want My Life To Be Romantically Whispers Noot Noot They Look Like Theyre Having A Thumb War

Troyesivan: When Your Teacher Gives You Homework Over The Weekend

No French Toast For U

Sleepingwiththekings: So I Was Travelling And I Had A Backpack With Me Which Had A Notebook, My Purse, A Bottle Of Coke And Like 2 Maxi Pads For Vagina Reasons After Travelling For A Few Hours I Reached Into My Bag To Grab My Purse And It Was Sticky

The Literary Hopeful

Claudiaisnotinteresting: In 1983 A Man Was Tested To See If He Could Sense God If All His Senses Were Taken Away. Every Sense Nerve In His Brain Was Disconnected. He Could Not Feel, Hear, See Or Smell. He Began Reporting He Could Hear The Voices Of

Tentacoolaid: Mylittlefurballs: She Thinks We Can’t See Her. See Who

Hemidemisplemmyquaver: I Don’t Think Google Gets Enough Credit Sometimes

Riddlemehiddleston: Riddlemehiddleston: I’m Home Alone And My Parents Forgot To Tell Me That There Are People Painting Our House So I’ve Been Reenacting Les Mis And I Just Violently Threw Open The Window To Yell ‘Cannons’ And The Poor Guy Nearly

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