keytosymphony: topless-bottom: sweet-bitsy: bedabug: Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk] THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE *romantically whispers* noot noot THEY LOOK LIKE THEYRE HAVING A THUMB WAR

keytosymphony: topless-bottom: sweet-bitsy: bedabug: Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk] THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE romantically whispers noot noot THEY LOOK LIKE THEYRE HAVING A THUMB WAR

Troyesivan: When Your Teacher Gives You Homework Over The Weekend

No French Toast For U

Sleepingwiththekings: So I Was Travelling And I Had A Backpack With Me Which Had A Notebook, My Purse, A Bottle Of Coke And Like 2 Maxi Pads For Vagina Reasons After Travelling For A Few Hours I Reached Into My Bag To Grab My Purse And It Was Sticky

The Literary Hopeful

Claudiaisnotinteresting: In 1983 A Man Was Tested To See If He Could Sense God If All His Senses Were Taken Away. Every Sense Nerve In His Brain Was Disconnected. He Could Not Feel, Hear, See Or Smell. He Began Reporting He Could Hear The Voices Of

Tentacoolaid: Mylittlefurballs: She Thinks We Can’t See Her. See Who

Hemidemisplemmyquaver: I Don’t Think Google Gets Enough Credit Sometimes

Riddlemehiddleston: Riddlemehiddleston: I’m Home Alone And My Parents Forgot To Tell Me That There Are People Painting Our House So I’ve Been Reenacting Les Mis And I Just Violently Threw Open The Window To Yell ‘Cannons’ And The Poor Guy Nearly

Badpeopleanonymous: Vegan-Burger: Nowaywhorehey: We’ve All Had That Awkward Moment Where We Accidentally Touched Our Friend’s Boob Awkward? Accidentally?

Thedapper-Dyke: If By ‘Fuck The Police’ You Mean Fuck The Corrupt, Prejudiced, Racist System Then Yes, Fuck The Police, But If You Mean Fuck The Police For Stopping You From Smoking Weed And Getting Away With Illegal Behaviour Then No, Fuck You.

&Quot;Animated Movies Are For Kids.&Quot;

Shiralipkin: Somethingclassysomethingvulgar: If You Live With A Cat, You Have Had This Conversation. Truth.

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