thegoddamazon: opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking I don’t. LMFAO I think this a lot too.

thegoddamazon: opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking I don’t. LMFAO I think this a lot too.

Squeakychiona: Thebestworstidea: Arrogantshark: I Hate How People Can’t Tell The Difference Between Holly And Mistletoe! See This Fucker!? See Those Red Berries!? This Is Motherfucking Holly! Now Do You See This Little Shit With The White Berries!?

Davidtenerly: Why Do We Call It Truth Or Dare When We All Know It’s Really “Who Do You Like” Or “Awkward Sexual Task”

Regigiga: “Gender Roles” Is An Anagram Of “Slender Ogre” Makes U Think

Brendonbrandon: Themerrygames: Hey Guys The 21St Is Gonna Be Someone Has Had That Joke Up Their Sleeve For A Very Long Time

Sawakoyamanaka: Breaks A Glass Bottle Who Wants To Fight Accidentally Cuts Someone Oh My God Are You Ok

Llukeswhore: Insideweareallstilldreaming: God I’ve Been Waiting For This To Come Back Tis The Season Motherfuckers “Chrissy Merrmas” I Am Crying Omfg

Actualcannibalsatan: It’s December 21St And You Spend The Day On Edge. But When You Go To Bed That Night Nothing Has Happened. You Breath A Sigh Of Relief. You Wake Up The Next Morning. No Zombies, No Mass Extinctions, No Extreme Storms. With A Smile

Askinnyblackman: Jesuisterrifiant: Chuckle-Voodoos: Aranyeha: There Should Be Feelings Hookers Like You Hire One To Come To Your House And They Sit There For An Hour And Listen To You Cry About Your Life Then Afterwards You Pay Them 100 Bucks And

Shuckl: “New Year New Me” I Say Laughing With My Friends Suddenly I Grab Hold Of The Top Of My Head And Start Peeling My Skin Downwards, I Shed Out Of My Old Flesh And Am Now Completely Made New I Am A Snake

Metaphorically: I Was Crying In My Car In Front Of The Mcdonalds Near My House Eating French Fries And Listening To My Sad Playlist In The Car And A Black Guy Tapped On My Window And Just Gave Me Life Changing Advice “Its Going To Be Ok Lil Nigga You

Tobyissogaylike: Dimadamn: Having A Crush Is Like Having That Little Piece Of Rock Stuck In Your Shoe And You Stop Walking And Shake It Out And You’re Pretty Sure It’s Gone But Then A Half Hour Later You Feel It Under Your Toe And You’re Like

Madeelinee: More Stuffed Than A 12 Year Olds Bra At A One Direction Concert

Lesnaa LetMeSeeHerAsshole