oldandnewfirm: #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head

oldandnewfirm: #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head

Hungarian: I’m Scared To Have Kids. Like What If I Accidentally Kill One

Samuelshakusky: Samuelshakusky: When I Was In Fourth Grade We Were Doing A Math Lesson And All Of A Sudden The Teachers Like “Have You Ever Seen A Pregnant Bird” And Everyones Jsut Like “No” And Then She Slams Her Hand On The Table And Screams

Nevvzealand: Im Still Freaked Out That I Can Move When I Want To Like Without Thinking About It Or Being Like “Right Hand Move” Like It Just Does

Icorly: Please Allow 5 To 7 Business Days For Me To Understand The Joke You Just Made

Sebstans: Can Society Stop Conditioning Us To Think That Having A Bf And Going To School And Then Getting A Job And Having All These Friends Means You Have A Good Life And Are Normal Because I’d Really Like To Stop Worrying That My Life Is Going Nowhere

Portablemiah: If Your Boyfriend Pauses Call Of Duty To Text You Back, Dump Him Because He Plays Shitty Games

Anclrew: Yes Im A Girl Yes I Smoke Video Games

Jarjarbinkzz: What If Every Time You Woke Up, You Made The Windows 98 Starting Sound

Pizz4S: If U Ever Hear Me Laugh Pls Dont Run Away

Satans-Ghost: It’s Hard Being Boring And Ugly At The Same Time.

Mcgarrygirl78: Jengablocktetris: If You Ship Two Professors Is It A Scholarship? Favorite Post Of The Morning. Thank You.

Nue: Nue: Try To Spell Every Letter Of The Alphabet Without Using The Letter Ur Trying To Spell

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