ghostgif: what if i told you i invented earth? i didn’t. but what if i told you i did?

ghostgif: what if i told you i invented earth? i didn’t. but what if i told you i did?

Lynzave: Today These Kids Were Talking And Being Really Rude During A Test So I Finally Fulfilled My Dream Of Telling Them Off By Yelling “I Am Failing This Class And You Dildos Aren’t Helping My Situation, Let Me Take My Test” And It Went Dead

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Cnnbreaking: That Walk When You Get Called Out Of Class To Leave Early

Whatever Mom

Gayleaf: Son, The Universe Is Made Up Of Millions Of Tiny Things. You’re Just Going To Have To Accept That Your Penis Is One Of Them

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Edlirai: I Think You’re Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin Me

Thorhead: Have You Ever Been So Angry That You Started Speaking In A Wonderfully Articulate Fashion With Blazing Raw Wit And Cunning Remarks And Using Absolutely Mindblowingly Intelligent Words And Phrases That You Weren’t Even Aware Your Vocabulary

Foodtrucker: Kicking Off The Weekend With A 30 Hour Nap

Slapmytitties: Can I End My Essay With “U Feel Me?”

Imcalvinhughe: This Would Literally Ruin People’s Lives

Garish: ﾈｷﾞ

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