psyducked: rodneykong: confronting your mother about finding her on pornhub noticing the date of the video was nine months before you were born

psyducked: rodneykong: confronting your mother about finding her on pornhub noticing the date of the video was nine months before you were born

1612Th: The Container Store Fails Hadiyah’s High Expectations Once Again

Ohshititsgreg: Hello Prostitute I Will Have 2 Sex Please

Foodnun: This Should Be A Real Life Reality Tv Show

Veggietalesyaoi: My Mom Said I Could Join Your Gang

H0Odrich: People Who Tag Gotdamn Everything Need A Hobby That Doesn’t Include Tagging Everything #Wall #Brick Wall #Brick #Shoe #Shoelace #Sneaker #Footwear #Foot #Friends #Friendsforever #Friendsforlife #Bestfriends #Amigos #Blonde #Constipation

Nue: Whats The Point Of Taking Math And English? Were Never Gonna Use Any Of That Stuff In The Real World. Instead We Should Have Classes That Will Actually Be Useful To Us. For Example, How To Clean A Giraffe

Drinking: There Are Literally 7 Billion People In This Worldand Not Even 1 Of Them Have A Crush On Me/Have Feelings For Medoes That Even Seem Fair

Tylenold: I Forgot How To Throw A Boomerang But It Eventually Came Back To Me

Macarena-Of-Time: I Love Saying Fuck Me Because It Can Either Be Sexual Or Self-Loathing And Those Are Two Things That Describe Me Perfectly

Jamalas: This Morning My Mum And Her Friend Were Yelling At Me To Get Down Stairs In A Hurry Ahh What Are You Doing?

Gayleaf: I Used To Worry I Was An Internet Addict And I Probably Still Am Except I Don’t Worry About It Anymore

Foodtrucker: I Have Such An Ugly Laugh If We Ever Meet Irl Please Refrain From Making Me Laugh Cause You’ll Get Grossed Out And Run Away And I’ll Cry

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