drinking: there are literally 7 billion people in this worldand not even 1 of them have a crush on me/have feelings for medoes that even seem fair

drinking: there are literally 7 billion people in this worldand not even 1 of them have a crush on me/have feelings for medoes that even seem fair

Tylenold: I Forgot How To Throw A Boomerang But It Eventually Came Back To Me

Macarena-Of-Time: I Love Saying Fuck Me Because It Can Either Be Sexual Or Self-Loathing And Those Are Two Things That Describe Me Perfectly

Jamalas: This Morning My Mum And Her Friend Were Yelling At Me To Get Down Stairs In A Hurry Ahh What Are You Doing?

Gayleaf: I Used To Worry I Was An Internet Addict And I Probably Still Am Except I Don’t Worry About It Anymore

Foodtrucker: I Have Such An Ugly Laugh If We Ever Meet Irl Please Refrain From Making Me Laugh Cause You’ll Get Grossed Out And Run Away And I’ll Cry

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Helidou: What If Instead Of Reading From Left To Right Oot Uoy Kcuf Llew Haey

Pupbutt: Seductively Unzips My Onesie

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Zombres: Plenilune: How To Make Friend Not Sad Tell Joke? Give Thing? Follow Them Around Mumbling Your Hair Is Pretty You Smell Nice You’re Good At Stuff? Say I Love You At Random Time Repeatedly? Stare At Them Until The Sad Falls Off? I Don’t Get

Themaskedman: Singasongasixpence: Oswald-Ears: Nostrokesjuststrudels: Gladolorosa: Secret-Soup: Themaskedman: Yes. I’m Game Jumping. I’m About To Go Turbo. Fucking Christ Look At This Dude Will You Omfg Perfect Oh My God That’s It, I

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